F U N

 

 

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on
her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or
a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute
wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and
says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my boa weally gives
a phuck!"
 

 

 

 

We always wondered, why Boa constrictor snakes are that muscular, although they laze about all day
and never do a workout. A self-trial brought
the solution of the riddle:

 

Itīs the rats- and mice diet!!!

 

 

(Hermann after 3 month rats and mice diet)

 

For three month we only ate raw and fried rats and mice and lazed about all the time. Here is the result

 

(Erika after 3 month rats and mice diet)

 

encouraged of the success regarding the rats and mice
diet, Hermann decided to start another trial:

 

The guinea-pig diet

 

WHAT A GRAVE MISTAKE........!!!

 

 



 

Erika and Astrid and the  elephant ladies Betty
und Miry

We proudly present our new pets

It wasn't exactly easy to persuade the authorities to grant permission  housing the two of them in
our yard :o)

... but when so many boas are housed some additional elephants doesn't matter ;o)