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little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the
shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on
her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or
a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute
wittle brown wabby over there?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and
says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my boa weally gives
a phuck!"
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We always wondered, why Boa
constrictor snakes are that muscular, although they laze about all
day and never do a workout. A self-trial brought the solution of the riddle:
Itīs the rats- and mice diet!!!
(Hermann after 3 month rats and mice diet) |
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For three month we only ate raw and fried rats and mice and lazed about all the time. Here is the result
(Erika after 3 month rats and mice diet) |
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encouraged of the success regarding the
rats and mice diet, Hermann decided to start another trial:
The guinea-pig diet
WHAT A GRAVE MISTAKE........!!!
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