Videoclip: Nadine, our two-legged boa

Attack dogs kill alligator in Florida - Bill for banning attack dogs in FL

In the southernmost state of the U.S.  a pack of attack dogs has mauled an alligator. Since alligators are protected by the cites law a bill for banning attack dogs in Florida will come into effect soon.

A tourist has made a photo of the butchery. If you have steady nerves then click on the photo link.

Think twice, it is a terrible sight!!!

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Shining example!

Today we present a shining example for all men who are accountable to their girlfriend/wife in regard of the acquisition, number and price of a boa...

photo: Eric Wachtel

Cuddle Rabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my boa weally gives a phuck!"

Diet tip

We always wondered, why Boa constrictor snakes are that muscular, although they laze about all day

and never do a workout. A self-trial brought the solution of the riddle: It´s the rats- and mice diet!!!